Vacancy: Girlfriend Wanted

GIRLFRIEND WANTED

It’s official, Your’s Sincerely is searching. Searching for “The One”. That special someone, who is supposed to make all the difference in my life, for whom I’m supposed to be willing to go to any length. Before we even begin to talk about this, I want to make one thing clear, “The One” can only be a female, either a girl, lady or woman. (I’ll talk about the difference in another post, possibly tomorrow, if you wanna help me with that, feel free to drop a comment).

I spent the first fifteen years of my life looking at only the negative parts of the female folk. That wasn’t my fault, as their case was not helped by the fact that some of the worst persons I knew on a personal level were actually females, while the good ones were all kinda in a competition with me. We were constantly at each others throat.
A couple of years ago, I made a new friend who changed my life forever. She made me see girls from a different perspective, showing me what I had been missing by not having a female friend, while teaching me a lot of things in term of relating with girls. She taught me things I’ll never have known, things most guys never knew, and for the first time in my life, I actually had a non-competitive healthy relationship with a girl who wasn’t in my family.
I’ll have given anything to date her, she was that much special to me, despite all the dark side there was to her which I knew of, but there is a twist to our story. She stays outside Lagos. Not just outside, but very far away. It will be plain stupidity for me to consider a distant relationship at this time of my life, not with what I know, or what I’ll love to enjoy from any relationship I’m in. Dating her was automatically out of the question. But then, I’m in need of a relationship, I think I’m matured enough for one, I believe I can handle the responsibilities and privileges that come with one.
So right now, I’m on the look out for a girlfriend, and will share with you what exactly I’m looking for in a girlfriend.
In the Meantime, I’ll continue with my quest to find “The One”.

Vacancy: New Friends Wanted

Friends Wanted

The past 15 months of my life has brought me to a couple of realization. Firstly, I don’t have enough friends. Secondly, I’ve outgrown most of my friends. And Finally, I urgently need new friends.

My plight is not aided by the fact that I am kinda an Introvert. There are two proverbs that keep ringing in my head each time I think about these issues. Firstly, Change is the only constant thing. Secondly, the more things change, the more they remain the same.

I’ve decided to open up myself to new people, experiences, and thinking patterns. Hopefully, I’ll get to make new friends who’ll help me in my quest through life. Every friend I ever had played an important role in my life, so also I’ve decided to share the roles for which I’ve got “friends vacancy”.

I need a friend who is very intelligent but quiet. His role will be to challenge me educationally, bringing out the best in me, while ensuring I still take time to keep my private matters private.

I need a friend who is a socialite. As most of you probably know now, I’m not a known figure, but I think that situation can be helped if I have a friend who is well know, maybe not a celebrity. But at least someone who knows the social circuit, and can get me into any event I want to attend. Even the ones that are supposed to be strictly by invitation.

I also need a friend who is wealthy, or has a wealthy parent. Either way, He/She or His/Her parents should also be very liberal with their wealth, thereby helping me with some of my finances. Although I’ll only need their help in setting up some business. I promise not to waste their money, and to also help them with any investment they might be interested in. (I happen to have a good knowledge in that regard.)

I need a Socially aware friend. Some who is at the happening club every friday, and knows about all the happening places, joints and events. He should also be Trendy, and very fashion conscious. These traits will hopefully rub off on me (Positively). Then I can also be a happening guy.

I also need a crazy friend. The type who believes everything is possible, and is always willing to tackle the seemingly impossible. Someone who is always ready to take the leap with me, face any danger, take on anyone or anything, acts first ask questions later, risk everything he’s got on something his heart tells him is right although every evidence says he is wrong. Someone who is impulsive, and will go to any length with me.

Finally, I think it’s time I finally get myself that girlfriend have been telling y’all about. Maybe then I can stop checking out all of my beautiful female friends, and stop day dreaming about “One Girl”.